Girls Without Friends

Apr 27

Girls, please don’t let your friends buy picnic pants. Yes these are real, and their official name “Pantalone Picnic” doesn’t make them any fancier.

Girls, please don’t let your friends buy picnic pants. Yes these are real, and their official name “Pantalone Picnic” doesn’t make them any fancier.

Apr 26

These pants should not exist period, much less in this size. 

These pants should not exist period, much less in this size. 

Apr 25

Um. This woman has an Easter basket woven into her head. No elaboration necessary. 

Um. This woman has an Easter basket woven into her head. No elaboration necessary. 

Apr 24

This girl doesn’t have any friends. But it’s probably because she is a prostitute and has slept with all her friends’ husbands and they don’t like her any more. 

Seen at the Britney Spears concert in Atlanta, submitted by Richard M.

This girl doesn’t have any friends. But it’s probably because she is a prostitute and has slept with all her friends’ husbands and they don’t like her any more. 

Seen at the Britney Spears concert in Atlanta, submitted by Richard M.

Apr 23

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I’m not sure when this new obsession of enormous girls wearing minuscule shorts started, but as Americans we should demand that it stop now. Unless someone has a video of one of these women pouring herself into these shorts. Because I would totally want to watch that.

I’m not sure when this new obsession of enormous girls wearing minuscule shorts started, but as Americans we should demand that it stop now. Unless someone has a video of one of these women pouring herself into these shorts. Because I would totally want to watch that.

Jun 21

From top to bottom: the over-bleached hair, orange tan and the Ed Hardy dress with socks and what the hell are those? Water shoes, Birkenstocks?

From top to bottom: the over-bleached hair, orange tan and the Ed Hardy dress with socks and what the hell are those? Water shoes, Birkenstocks?

May 20

Today we have the rare opportunity of seeing a supermodel without friends. No one told Christy Turlington that her snatch was drooling with sweat at the gym.

Today we have the rare opportunity of seeing a supermodel without friends. No one told Christy Turlington that her snatch was drooling with sweat at the gym.

May 16

Her muffin top has a muffin top!

Her muffin top has a muffin top!

May 12

THE fupa of ALL fupas!

THE fupa of ALL fupas!